Boat names - groan

Frayed Knot
P45
Peter-A-Cocup (if anyone can explain this to me, I'd appreciate it!)
Nat and Mrs Woman
Baseplate Oohdalalie (Miss Scarlett and the Rooster)
Rick O'Shea
Corrie D'or
Smile and Wave (which of course we all do!)
Rush no Moor
Rioja Bye Baby
Stougham Hall
Obsession Pays
Inheritance
Firkham Hall
Meand'er
Offerocker
L'eau Life
Costa Fortune
Maid of Ply
Wayfromit Owl
Staines Remover
#wtf
Knot Arf
Not now Kato
Gin and Bare It
Minced Moorhen
Piece of Ship (a tender)
Hair of the Petit Bassett
Aquaholics

And our next boat will be called Scotch Mist - that way we won't have to licence it!!!!